
Give Us the Quick and Dirty
Single. Kids. Late, late 30’s (but still holding on!). Non-drinker, big partier. Idea person, not implementer. Traveler. Curious.
Tell Us Your “Success-y” Stuff
Well, I founded a business, Fusion Autism Centers, when I was 24 and it grew beyond my wildest imagination. I am on the board for this company and another autism related organization, Behavioral Innovations. I absolutely love getting to provide assistance from 50,000 feet up and watching all the amazing and intricate workings that happen there on the ground. I’m really glad not to work on the ground anymore.
I write, and I love that. I contribute to Scary Mommy (which is hilarious, you should check it out – not necessarily my content, just in general) and I contribute to publications on Medium in addition to writing an occasional column for my local Tallahassee Democrat.
I’m obviously a super famous and renowned podcast personality.
How would you describe you?
I’m the first one to jump up and sing karaoke. That might be all I need to say?
Who are your people?
I have two great kids, a girl (12) and a boy (10). They are definitely my people. I have 2 sisters. I had two great parents, but they died on me, which is very un-fun. I have hosts and hosts of amazing friends – the good kind that show up, listen, talk shit. I have the luxury, via self-employment and being single, of picking and choosing who is in my life and I take the responsibility of cultivating only the best very seriously. Currently dating, believer in true love.
My people are humans who are open, sincere, thoughtful, and playful.
What’s a day in your life look like?
That depends if it’s kid week or not. Kid week looks like: Wake up, put on sunglasses, grab coffee, drive to school, come home and sleep until 10. Get up and run. Do work and go to meetings. Pick up kids. Haul kids everywhere. Make small talk with the people at all the kid places. Text. A lot. Eventually get home, via Wendy’s. Direct the children in homework, bag packing, lunch packing, showering, and generally living their lives. Put the kids to bed and binge The Great British Baking Show. When it is not kid week, since I still take them after school, it pretty much looks exactly the same except I get uninterrupted sleep until 10.
You cannot be a human anymore. What are you instead?
I am my cat. Linus, not Lucy. Linus is a cat that absolutely everyone loves, even if they don’t like cats. He is sweet to a fault and makes friends easily, even befriending an armadillo up the street. Linus never flinches. He is never overthinking. He’s just busy being a cat. It looks like it’s pretty great.
You can do anything you want today. What are you doing?
I don’t know what the activity is, but I’m with someone I love and we’re making each other laugh.
You can change one thing about yourself physically. What do you pick?
I’d have flawless skin. Like no stretch marks or scars, no zits, nice even color, tight pores. As a person with a lot of “history” across my stomach flawless skin it would be.
You can change one thing about your personality. What do you pick?
Nothing. My personality is great, damn it. Don’t argue with me. I’m a peach.
Single. Kids. Late, late 30’s (but still holding on!). Non-drinker, big partier. Idea person, not implementer. Traveler. Curious.
Tell Us Your “Success-y” Stuff
Well, I founded a business, Fusion Autism Centers, when I was 24 and it grew beyond my wildest imagination. I am on the board for this company and another autism related organization, Behavioral Innovations. I absolutely love getting to provide assistance from 50,000 feet up and watching all the amazing and intricate workings that happen there on the ground. I’m really glad not to work on the ground anymore.
I write, and I love that. I contribute to Scary Mommy (which is hilarious, you should check it out – not necessarily my content, just in general) and I contribute to publications on Medium in addition to writing an occasional column for my local Tallahassee Democrat.
I’m obviously a super famous and renowned podcast personality.
How would you describe you?
I’m the first one to jump up and sing karaoke. That might be all I need to say?
Who are your people?
I have two great kids, a girl (12) and a boy (10). They are definitely my people. I have 2 sisters. I had two great parents, but they died on me, which is very un-fun. I have hosts and hosts of amazing friends – the good kind that show up, listen, talk shit. I have the luxury, via self-employment and being single, of picking and choosing who is in my life and I take the responsibility of cultivating only the best very seriously. Currently dating, believer in true love.
My people are humans who are open, sincere, thoughtful, and playful.
What’s a day in your life look like?
That depends if it’s kid week or not. Kid week looks like: Wake up, put on sunglasses, grab coffee, drive to school, come home and sleep until 10. Get up and run. Do work and go to meetings. Pick up kids. Haul kids everywhere. Make small talk with the people at all the kid places. Text. A lot. Eventually get home, via Wendy’s. Direct the children in homework, bag packing, lunch packing, showering, and generally living their lives. Put the kids to bed and binge The Great British Baking Show. When it is not kid week, since I still take them after school, it pretty much looks exactly the same except I get uninterrupted sleep until 10.
You cannot be a human anymore. What are you instead?
I am my cat. Linus, not Lucy. Linus is a cat that absolutely everyone loves, even if they don’t like cats. He is sweet to a fault and makes friends easily, even befriending an armadillo up the street. Linus never flinches. He is never overthinking. He’s just busy being a cat. It looks like it’s pretty great.
You can do anything you want today. What are you doing?
I don’t know what the activity is, but I’m with someone I love and we’re making each other laugh.
You can change one thing about yourself physically. What do you pick?
I’d have flawless skin. Like no stretch marks or scars, no zits, nice even color, tight pores. As a person with a lot of “history” across my stomach flawless skin it would be.
You can change one thing about your personality. What do you pick?
Nothing. My personality is great, damn it. Don’t argue with me. I’m a peach.